Einn góður.....

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured- she would break him out of this crazy habit.  So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.  She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A VIBRATOR! Soft, wonderful and MUCH larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard" She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?  You better explain yourself!"

 The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly- "I'll explain the toy alright. . . But you......You have to explain the KIDS."

Bawhahaha

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[Ragnheiður , 6.4.2008 kl. 12:05]

Hahahaha ó boj

[Linda litla (IP-tala skráð) 6.4.2008 kl. 12:07]

HA HA HA góður..... helv... kjéllingin bara að halda fram hjá villt og galið.

[Guðný Einarsdóttir, 6.4.2008 kl. 12:16]

haha góóóður+